Sunday, September 5, 2010

Rats!

Boy--Roald Dahl

This is the recipe of the Liquorice Bootlaces.



Liquorice Bootlaces
Ingredients
  • 10,000 rats
Tools
  • Cauldron
  • Long poles 
  • Fire
  • Water
  • Wellington boots
  • Steam roller
Instruction
  1. The ratcatchers give the rats to the Liquorice Bootlaces factory.
  2. The factory waits for 10,000 rats.
  3. Dump them all into a huge shiny steel cauldron and boil them for     several hours.
  4. Two men stir the bubbling cauldron with long poles in the end they have a thick steaming rat-stew.After that, a cruncher is lowered into the cauldron to crunch the bones.
  5. Something called rat-mash is left in the cauldron.
  6. The two men with the poles put on their wellington boots and climb into the long cauldron and shovel the hot rat-mash out on to a concrete floor.
  7. They run a stem-roller over it several times to flatten it out.
  8. What is left looks rather like a giant black pancake .
  9. wait for it to cool and harden.
  10. cut it into strips to make it like bootlaces.

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